Rules

There are a few unwritten rules that exist amoung women:

1: Don't tell a woman she looks fat/heavy/large
2: Don't ask a woman if she is pregnant or tell her she looks pregnant
3: If a woman is pregnant don't tell her she looks too pregnant
4: Don't tell a woman her baby is ugly
5: Don't tell a woman that her engagement ring is small or ugly

I feel like everyone should know these rules, but I am finding out they don't.